To quote Jim Morrison, fallen front man of the Doors, “People are strange.” John McCain, after openly criticizing Senator Obama’s supposed “lack of experience,” he chose Sarah Palin as his running mate. Her experience is limited to being mayor of a town of about 9,000 people, and a year and a half as governor of Alaska, one of the least populated states in the country (47th out of 50). She is, in every sense of the term, a right wing whacko. Palin, an evangelical Christian, believes that God had a hand in making her governor. She’s a hunter, a hockey mom, etc. The worst part? People are falling for it.
I wasn’t around to comment about the political scene in 1984, when incumbent Republican President Ronald Reagan was running against Walter Mondale, vice president during Jimmy Carter’s hugely underrated presidency. For this ill-fated run, Mondale’s vice presidential candidate was Geraldine Ferraro, a woman. It didn’t work for Mondale. The ticket won a single state, Mondale’s home of Minnesota, as well as Washington D.C. Somehow, though, the Palin choice has the media portraying women as being universally jumping behind Palin.
If you listen to generic talk radio, and moreso the conservative hate mongers like Limbaugh, the listeners enthusiasm makes it seem like they are completely fooled by it. She is a woman, therefore she is for us, and we should all vote for her because it is so great and historic and oh my god like totally she’s hot too right? Whatever.
She’s anti-choice. She’s a homophobe. She’s a religious extremist that does not respect the separation of church and state. Worse than her terrible stances on the issues, though, is that she is simply a corrupt liar.
By now, you would probably have heard about what is lovingly being referred to as Troopergate. The basics of it are that Palin pressured the powers that be into firing Walt Monegan, Alaskan Public Safety Commissioner, for refusing to fire Mike Wooten, Palin’s ex-brother-in-law. Wooten was engaged in a custody battle with Palin’s sister, and being the good conservative that she is, she tried to overstretch her abilities as governor and force Monegan to fire him. So much for executive responsibility, huh?
Similarly atrocious, Palin pressed charges against Bush’s White House for putting polar bears on the endangered species list. The bears are in serious danger, but Palin claimed they couldn’t be put on the list because it would interfere with oil drilling.
Palin, previously being a supporter of the now infamous “bridge to nowhere” in Alaska, is now featured in McCain ads as being opposed to the bridge. At a speech given to troops being sent off to Iraq, she told the troops that the people they would be fighting were responsible for 9/11, though it is now common knowledge that even the Bush administration has admitted that Iraq and Hussein had nothing to do with it. When asked in a television interview on CBS, “What is your opinion on the Bush doctrine?” her response might as well have been a “Durrrrr.” She had no idea, and only after the interviewer explained it to her, was she able to push out a nonsense answer that didn’t even answer the question.
So we’re dealing with an idiot, a liar, with little experience, terrible stances on every issue, who doesn’t know the most basic things about foreign policy and modern history. Oh, and she’s left the country once. So have I. I have as much foreign policy experience as Sarah Palin. Come November when I go back to Australia, I will have twice as much!
I hope that people aren’t really this stupid… but… they did elect Reagan… twice. And Bush 41. And Bush 43… twice. Oh god, all hope is lost.
Oh, and cheers to Keith Olbermann. He just donated a hefty amount to the Alaskan Special Olympics (a program Palin cut the funding for), one hundred dollars for every lie she has told in the past week or so. A great man doing a great deed. Hip hip!